You don't know how to do any of those. It's a T. It goes "tuh". Okay, I like a challenge. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating.